Dan. 19. Happily Taken. Vocals & Guitar. Let Yourself Go.

 

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

cobblerbob:

*drops mic*

*picks it back up because that’s not how we handle sound equipment*

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

toramorigan:

daksinakke:

funfrom4chan:

So my cat likes unpacking..

thats the happiest fucking cat ive ever seen

Aww yiss.
Mother.
Fucking.
Air Pacs.

toramorigan:

daksinakke:

funfrom4chan:

So my cat likes unpacking..

thats the happiest fucking cat ive ever seen

Aww yiss.

Mother.

Fucking.

Air Pacs.

(Source: givemeinternet)

arathe:

It’s a little transparent ghosty ready to go trick or treating on your blog!

arathe:

It’s a little transparent ghosty ready to go trick or treating on your blog!

mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

assassinationtipsforladies:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

Of all the revenge fantasies I’ve ever had about dentists, this is strangely the most satisfying

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

alrioght:

tonight i burned through an entire pack of cigarettes hoping to scorch your name from my lips but all i got was a burnt throat and a second addiction