Dan. 19. Happily Taken. Vocals & Guitar. Let Yourself Go.

 

mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

assassinationtipsforladies:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

Of all the revenge fantasies I’ve ever had about dentists, this is strangely the most satisfying

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

alrioght:

tonight i burned through an entire pack of cigarettes hoping to scorch your name from my lips but all i got was a burnt throat and a second addiction 

 

theperksofbeing-kate:

daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25.

daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.

daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.

daily reminder that you’re going to be okay.

everything is going to be okay.

olisupertramp:

this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.

(Source: freezyqueen)

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender)

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marchingtoysoldiers:

ITS FINALLY HERE! 

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